ME & PEPPER POTTS & MOBY This is from a New York Times Magazine piece from years back called “30 Artists Under 30 Living in New York”. I was, indeed, under 30 (and under-rested, apparently - by the looks of my eyes), but I didn’t live in New York; I was still living in New Jersey. Somehow, I was included. Also included on the same page: a young Moby and a young Gwyneth Paltrow. They’ve both done well. Me? Depends who you ask, I guess. I’m happy, if that counts for anything. And I’m more animated than I am in that photo, I can tell you that much. How animated? Well, I’m a SUPER GROOVY cartoon…
COME SWIMMIN’ IN KEVIN SMITH’S CARTOON LAGOON! Pre-Order it NOW on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/kevin-smiths-cartoon-lagoon/id632830288?ls=1 But what IS this exactly? I love MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000. I love SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST. I love PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE. So I stole from all of ‘em and teamed up with Jay Mewes, Ken Plume and master animator D.S. Edwards to explore the undersea kingdom of KEVIN SMITH’S CARTOON LAGOON! When Kev and Jay get lost on their way to a live podcast in Poughkeepsie, their Hello Submarine lands in an uncharted animated island full of fish that look like comic books! Join Kev, Jay and their puppet dog Shecky as they battle Benchley the Great White Shark and try to get back home! Episode 1: The Sea Men available for pre-order now, and available for download on 4/18!
Folks are always asking me “CAN I BE IN ONE OF YOUR MOVIES?!” I say “Sure – how about COP OUT?” Then they look at me like I just pulled out my dick and they walk away.
I wanna make it easier for you to be in one of my movies. And I wanna reward the people who support me and my friends. So if you bought a ticket to come see me and Jay on the JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE Tour, you may just get to hear yourself inthe actual cartoon flick!
See, we’re locking the sound mix now and I found two places I’d like to include some new lines. We were gonna cast from within the SModCo family, but I think it’d be more fun to open it up to you – the good people who bought tickets for the GROOVY Movie Tour! So HERE’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE IN A CARTOON!
1) See the image above? Those hapless fools are about to be covered in ejaculant, courtesy of that foul phallus of crime, The Dick-Head! I need a 1.5 seconds long “Wilhelm”-like pair of screams that get lethally muffled by cock-sauce. These are the dying utterances of two men about to drown in jizz, so something like “JESUS NO! MMMMMM! MMMMMM!!!” would be great. If it’s longer than 1.5 seconds, it won’t fit and hence won’t be qualified – so keep it short and funny and energetic, please. Looking for the best possible sound quality you can give us without you having to spend any money to do so.
2) A second line I wanna get is “YOUR SIDEKICK’S WORSE THAN HITLER!” It’s being yelled at Bluntman from a crowd. Get the line clean on mic, without distorting, and full running time is 1.5 seconds (anything longer won’t qualify for inclusion). Gimme three readings of each and if you nail it, SNOOGANS! Your voice is in the movie and you’re talking to a cartoon Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith.
In order to qualify, you need to have a ticket to the JAY & SILENT BOB’S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE Tour. Submit your sound files, the city in which you’re attending the GROOVY show, and an image of your Groovy Movie Tour ticket for authentication toCumCatcher@smodcast.com